Tuesday, June 26, 2012

What Publishers Do for Authors

Pretend this is me.
Okay. In the interest of fair play, I've decided to cede the floor (so to speak) to Random House. Here's a video, in which they explain what services they provide to their authors. Take it away, RH!



Well, that's simply awesome, and I don't doubt the complete sincerity of everyone who spoke on the video.

However, there is this little problem, which I've blogged about here.

I have even gone so far as to suggest that the publishing business needs to get its shit together fast!

Now, it's reached the point of near crisis, for Pete's sake.

However, don't worry, be happy. #iamfoolish



PS: Remember this fellow? Ha ha ha ... #iamfoolish

Pretend this is me.




Saturday, June 23, 2012

Print Books Still Matter (Updated)

Pretend this is me
Ha ha ha ... I only wish. Well, not really. Things weren't perfect for Norma Jean. They only seemed perfect. And I don't want to be famous. I just want to make a living writing fiction. That's all.

Anyway, my point -- and there is one -- is that print books really do matter. This has become painfully obvious now.

To demonstrate my point, behold the moment of reveal for Ben Sobieck!



And, yes, I also know that feeling of joy. I'm just too technically stupid to do a video. Ha ha ha ...

Besides, with a hand like this, I might fumble way too much with the box. Ha ha ha ... #iamfoolish

Just ignore the twine
I also wanted to tell you that Ben Sobieck also posted the most awesome review of RIPTIDE. And, as you can read in this post, I'm really hoping to hell I can publish this novel in print by the end of the month.

BTW, here's another post I wrote today. Isn't that awesome? Ha ha ha ...

PS: I'll overlook this horrible news for the moment, if you will, okay? Ha ha ha ... #iamfoolish





UPDATE: Here's the Facebook page for Intrigue Publishing, a new venture of Austin Camacho. Yay, Austin! :)

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Scary Things Lurk Under the Bed in 'Eerie'


REVIEW: EERIE (2012)
AUTHORS: Blake Crouch and Jordan Crouch

Seattle Police detective Grant Moreton’s murder investigation leads to his long estranged younger sister, Paige. The siblings were essentially orphaned as young children after their mother died and a car crash left their father incapacitated. Thus, Grant has always felt responsible for Paige, since the accident, and he mourns for his father, who lives in a nursing home and with whom he can’t communicate.

However, what waits for Grant behind the doors of Paige’s house is way more than he could have imagined. Not only does Paige seem emaciated, beyond his expectations, but the house itself has a strange hold over her. Paige has been working as a high class call girl for a select group of clientele, but when they leave the house, they all seem possessed by a spirit with an unknown agenda.

When Grant tries to help his sister, things turn ugly, due to the strange force within the house. This force not only exerts a hold over Paige, but won’t let Grant leave. So, Grant must figure out how to alert his partner and solve the murders, while protecting his sister from something he doesn’t understand or quite believe, but can’t deny.

In EERIE, the brothers Blake and Jordan Crouch weave an old-fashioned ghost story, through a suspense novel with characters harboring dysfunctional family secrets to make it a cut above the usual horror tale. This book's thrilling storyline kept me reading late into the night, but I couldn’t bear to look under the bed.

Saturday, June 16, 2012

Kobo is Awesome!


Hi there! :) Remember me? The crazy gimp ebook author who supports indie bookstores. In fact, the ebook author so crazy principled, she refuses to join Amazon's KDP Select program?

I've been so busy earning my blogging award here, I thought I might cancel my post here. But no!

Here's the big news. Kobo supports indie bookstores!!!!

So ... we all win with Kobo! Yay!!!!! :D

Nook is beating Kindle Fire. Good, right? :)

Plus, I'll be launching my own crowdsourcing project after I return from my well-earned vacation in the UK and Ireland. Awesome! :)


However, to quote the Firesign Theatre, I smell a rat. Ha ha ha ...



As I tweeted to AD Lane yesterday, I'll keep fighting the good fight, if you do. :)




Tuesday, June 12, 2012

I Wish This Post Weren't Real


I'm really sorry to say that today's This post will consist of a link to a post from one of my other blogs, where I'm trying to prevent a horrible disaster help readers and authors make the right choices.

BTW, have I ever mentioned that I love Espresso Machines? :)

I publish my print books through LSI, which distributes through Espresso. Yay!

Finally, here's a video I think we can all enjoy. Ha ha ha ...



Saturday, June 9, 2012

Dystonia Awareness Week Ends Today


Hi there! :) I'm bitching some more blogging about dystonia again, because we only get a week to talk write about this. And since I can barely type, I need to use the Internet as effectively as possible with the minimum effort possible to reach as many people, etc., etc.

Do I really have to show you the picture of my hand again?

Well, it gets even weirder better. Yesterday, I posted this on another blog.

Yes, I was facing the prospect of telling authors and readers that Amazon was basically creating this Orwellian vision ...


And that they were being used to service and maintain that vision through their own participation. Yeah, try telling that to a bunch of desperate authors who are trying to climb Amazon's ranking system, as if that were the measure of success, and to readers who think the Kindle is the world's most awesome toy.

Fortunately, I'm a happy fool and chose to ignore some really stupid stuff going on. That's when I found out that not only is Kobo offering a really awesome self-publishing platform for indies, but they're planning to publish print books, too. Wow! So, they're going toe-to-toe with Amazon.

I'd say this explains a lot, doesn't it? ;)

BTW, here's how you can disable CAPTCHA on Blogger, because none of us are robots, right?



Also, this video really made my day. So many thanks to Chris Vosburg of World O' Crap for sharing.



PS: My husband is a saint. I've been blogging, and he just made me lunch and an espresso. Not only that, but he bought me new Crocs for our anniversary. What a surprise! :) And I didn't get or expect anything. Honest. I would feel like a shitheel, but I apply Frankl's theory and choose to feel lucky. See how easy it is to be a happy fool? :D


But I thought of the perfect (albeit, belated) gift in the shower. He says he always wants toys. So, I told him I'd get him a Kobo. Ha ha ha ha ...

Now, I realize that's a bit like a man buying his wife one of these ...


But we're married and it's our anniversary, which means I really am an idiot we get to share the profits, right?

Tuesday, June 5, 2012

There's Good News and Bad ...


Okay, I'll get straight to the point. As you can read in this here post, Kobo is alive and working on an international self-publishing platform to compete with the Devil Amazon.

This could be some serious shit, because (to quote the company press release):

Unlike competitive self-publishing tools [which we won't name], Kobo allows authors to set their book price to “FREE” at any time without restrictive exclusive agreements, in addition Kobo pays 10% higher royalties on sales in many growing international markets and allows authors much more freedom on pricing.

This is a win-win for indie authors and bookstores, because between having more online publishers for our ebooks and using Internet crowdsourcing to fund and distribute our print books, we'll all benefit.

And Amazon won't rule the Internet be the only publisher/retailer/bookseller in the world.

The bad news is that we lost one.



Friday, June 1, 2012

Two Announcements


Hi there! :) First, I'm posting this early because my sister is coming to visit. Anyway, that's not the announcement.

I'd like to announce, per this post, that I'm working on a crowdsourcing project to aid the distribution of the print version of my novels, as well as to help finance a new Renegade Press edition of my New York Times bestselling novel IDENTITY CRISIS. In addition, I'd like to find enough funders to publish a print edition of the next book in the Sam McRae mystery series.

Because, believe it or not, some ebook authors do care about literacy, books and bookstores.

Second, here's Waterstones' excuses reasons for making a deal with the Devil Amazon.